What The Fug

Are you missing a fug?

2010-10-26T09:52:00.000-07:00

Stumbling across this little guy we noticed he seemed a bit lost and confused without his owner. If you are missing a fug please contact the WTFug Blogger staff so we can help reunite you. Although, sporting that neon green g-stringy silk getup and fashionable neck brace it isn't all too difficult to find him in a crowd.

Landscaping

2010-10-26T09:43:00.000-07:00

While out Fug hunting today we stumbled across this little beauty. At first glance we just assumed it was another ho who had forgotten to get dressed after a long night spent at the strip club. We later discovered she was actually out to hire a landscaper.

Oompa Loompas are Creepy NOT Cute!

2010-10-26T09:32:00.000-07:00

When your skin matches your hair color it is time to stop using cheap skin toning products. Also if you really must apply fake emo tears at least make sure that they fit your face properly not float away from it. The ear hair and skunk stripe we also suggest should go. Oompa Loompas are creepy NOT cute.

Eat Something!

2010-10-26T09:20:00.000-07:00

When your body looks like a noodle or Gumbys sister, it is time to eat something! While you're at it, buy some pants that fit, wipe the smurf jizz out of your hair, give Ronald McDonald his shoes back, donate your bling to be used as traffic signals, use some glue on your fake nails it will help them stick in place better and stop using drugs. Perhaps then you might look normal...or at the very least, a little less Fug.

Are you afraid of the dark?

2010-10-26T09:12:00.000-07:00

When you steal hair from Truth, setting it to FULL BRIGHT only makes the fact that you are a copybotter stand out even more. Please remember kids, if you're afraid of the dark invest in a night light and don't dip your hair in radio active goo to transform it into a glow stick.

This is NOT the Tooth Fairy

2010-10-26T09:06:00.000-07:00

This is not the tooth fairy people, this is the newest edition of Crack Barbie! Complete with poodle ear pigtails, LOTS and LOTs of fabulous bling, a sexy scabby skin that blends nicely with your poorly positioned prim feet, a rip-off dress inspired from Madona's Like a Virgin and Lady Marmalade from Moulin Rouge...And that HAT...(There are not enough adjectives to even describe that amazing hat)...With an outfit this hot we are 100% certain you'll score that job on the corner in Candyland.

My Stapler!

2010-10-25T03:07:00.000-07:00

Did someone attack her head with a Stapler?

Did someone say Stapler? "Excuse me, I believe you have my Stapler..."

WHAT WOULD JESUS DO?

2010-10-25T02:46:00.000-07:00

He would bitch slap you upside the head and go WHAT ARE YOU WEARING! Thats what Jesus would do. Does it seem a bit like an oxymoron to anyone else that the woman wearing slutty stripper painted on sparkly glue on her bits is also wearing a cross between her cleavage?

Don't Forget To....

2010-10-25T02:35:00.000-07:00

Don't forget to remove your default ruth hair when putting on your stolen copybotted 2007 ETD Hair!

Hedgehog Hair

2010-10-25T02:30:00.001-07:00

This must be Sonics long lost brother in human form.

It's Raining Fugs!

2010-10-25T02:19:00.000-07:00

This woman decided to walk around with an umbrella indoors...call me superstitious but at least I'm not a Fug. She is though! Check out the amazing blingtastic shoes and highwater skirt.

Amazon Women

2010-10-25T02:16:00.000-07:00

This is what happens when you decide to push the slider on height, boot and boobs to 100% while adjusting your shape, you end up looking like the wife of Stretch Armstrong. This is NOT hot people. *The woman to the left I blotted out her face, she was not a fashion victim just a size reference for normal to abnormal*

Noooooo Fuggggggssss

2010-10-25T01:37:00.000-07:00

The always fashionable Chipettes have come out with a new hit song called "No Fugggggs"

A Fug is a girl that thinks she's fine
And is also known as a Fugster
Always talkin' about what she wants
And just sits on her broke ass
So (no)

I don't want your wardrobe (no)
I don't want to give you mine and (no)
I don't want to meet you nowhere (no)
I don't want none of your time and (no)

I don't want no Fug
A Fug is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hangin' out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride
Tryin' to holla at me
I don't want no Fug
A Fug is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hangin' out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride
Tryin' to holler at me

There's a Fug checkin' me
But his game is kinda weak
And I know that he cannot approach me
Cuz I'm lookin' like class and he's lookin' like trash
Can't get wit' a dead-beat ass
So (no)

I don't want your wardrobe (no)
I don't want to give you my mine and (no)
I don't want to meet you nowhere (no)
I don't want none of your time (no)

Chorus

No FUGS (nooooo)
No FUGSS (no)
No FUGSSS (no no no)
No FUGSSSS (no)
Noooooo FUGGGSSSSS!

Get off the Steroids!

2010-10-25T01:14:00.000-07:00

The rising trend of drug abuse in the world seems to have spread into Second Life now as well. Please people stop taking Steroids...they aren't good for you at all! PS: You know what they say about small hands....

Grandma's Doilies Don't Make Good Garments

2010-10-25T01:02:00.000-07:00

When you've taken time to invest in a decent looking skin....reflect on what you're wearing before leaving the house. If it is something grandma knit for a coffee table or curtain, you probably shouldn't wear it. Also, bling is bad, *Hands you a can of Bling-Be-Gone spray....retails at $9.99 at your local SL-MART.*

Grandma says you look like a tramp.

Freddy Called He Wants His Nails Back!

2010-10-25T00:55:00.000-07:00

With Halloween around the corner this lady thought it was a wise idea to tempt fate and steal Freddy Kruger's french Manicure. News flash lady, he called and wants them back!

Reasons Why Men Should Not Be Allowed To Dress Themselves

2010-10-25T00:45:00.000-07:00

They'll walk around sporting Demo Hair, Demo Skin and Demo Shapes coordinated with tacky fo-leather ensembles and think they look hot. NOT HOT!

They'll try to be the next Austin Powers to get on their mojo by sporting god awful red suits and hair-do's. Yeaaaa Babyyyyyy....NOT HOT!

They'll try to be Miami Vice meets Vin Diesel and truly believe that fishnet nipplage is Hot. NOT HOT!

Please ladies, do your men a favor and help them to get dressed properly in the mornings.

Creepy Kid

2010-10-25T00:23:00.000-07:00

There are just so many things wrong with these photos that it is hard to pick just one to start with. Perhaps it is the clown make up or the prim tongue that is positioned beneath the lip like a Columbian neck tie or the bug eyed shape...and lets not forget the radioactive dress. Everything in this look is just plain wrong. Nothing innocent or childlike about this avi. Perhaps this is a halloween inspired look but we can't think of what she might be attempting to be other than the Bride of Chucky perhaps as a Hooker?

Yes, the nose ring in this last photo is outside the nose....why a 5 yr old would have nose and tongue rings is unknown but she definitely wins the Creepy Kid of the Year award.

Receding Hairlines

2010-10-25T00:15:00.000-07:00

Receding hairlines should occur after you've hit 40 not 4. This child avatar is sporting a lovely one however. Note to SL users, Please for the love of all things holy RESIZE your prims before leaving the house.

Ramen Noodles

2010-10-25T00:11:00.000-07:00

We won't even touch on the tragic burn victim skin in this post, the real icing on the cake is the gold plated ramen noodle hair. Food should be eaten not played with and glued to your head.

Botox or Face Lift Malfunction? You decide.

2010-10-25T00:08:00.000-07:00

You know you have had too many Botox injections or face lifts when your eyebrows are permanently shaped to resemble Mt. Everest.

F'anime Fug

2010-10-24T07:00:00.000-07:00

For our first Fug, I thought I would post something extra "special". This child avatar was spotted at the popular kids watering hole known as MAW (Acronym for: Making Adoption Wishes Come True Agency). This place seems to be a breeding ground for Fugs but the one featured in this post is the best example we could find. Please note the poorly positioned binkie that seems to serve a dual purpose as a nose ring, the eyeshadow (yes this is a boy avatar), and the hair that looks as if he has been playing with one too many light sockets. Though in the kids defense he explained to us that his avatar is based on anime....which explains EVERYTHING!

F'Anime Fug

*MAW is actually a wonderful place for those seeking to relive their childhoods in SL. We have nothing against MAW as a sim, just the Fugs who visit it. :)

Whats a Fug?

2010-10-24T04:59:00.001-07:00

N.- This word is the noun form of the word fugly (f***ing ugly)

"Oh my god...Look at that fug!"

"Hug a fug! Have you hugged a fug today?"

The use of this word in Second Life applies to those who have been using SL for a lengthy period of time, no longer noobs, in many cases have payment info on file...and yet...have zero common or fashion sense, editing skills, and intentionally wear things that look hideous that they believe to look "Hot"! Sadly there are thousands of Fugs in Second Life. In this blog, we will document these fashion nightmares. Enjoy. <3

Disclaimer: This blog is intended for those who have a sense of humor. <3